my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

ass rabbit

1) Someone who jumps on other people's asses like a rabbit.
2) An asshole who just can't let it go

Daniel just won't get shut up about it. He is such an ass rabbit.

by Laughing-London October 18, 2018

Assed

means Asked

I jus assed u a question, who u wit?

by Allahatopia November 24, 2018

Ass

Where your shit come out

Don't stick your fingers up your ass, it might get pooey

by Anonymous16382628382919eu33829 June 19, 2021

Fuck ass

You can fuck your gf ass without her complaining without using any protection and can nut on it.

Under no circumstance this should be avoided

Fuck Ass: have fun and enjoy

by Urdearlove March 27, 2021

Horse’s Ass

A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer

Man Jim has the worst luck, he really is a Horse’s Ass

by TiberiusC October 8, 2020

ass o'clock

A time very late at night or very early in the morning when most people are or ought to be asleep.

My sleep schedule is ruined because my favorite YouTuber uploads at ass o'clock

by the riverside November 3, 2023