mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener

Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?

by Dax lions September 10, 2016

Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Dick

Something you love or don't

Uhm dick

by Jo Momma Thick May 20, 2021

phsycological dick

Similar to whisky dick, psychological dick is when a man is unable to get erect due to them having something specific on their mind.

"Man I was planning on jerking off then going taking a nap after but shit went down and I had some mad phsycological dick"

by Poonslayur April 21, 2018

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Bessy big dick

He has the biggest dick in the world, two feet long and has boned probably every celebrity because his dick is fucking massive.

Sommer ray: Is that Bessy big dick?
Girl 2: give him your consent.
Bessy: let me put it in

by Massive vomit cock October 7, 2019

Mooby Dick

A dick that has man boobs.

That Shannon is a complete dick. Have you seen his moobs? He's like Mooby Dick.

by Johnny Dick head January 14, 2024