Robert: I’m having a rough day.
Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?
Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.
Alexis: Check your inbox.
Robert: Babe! I love you.
Alexis: And I you.
Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?
Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.
Alexis: Check your inbox.
Robert: Babe! I love you.
Alexis: And I you.
by Brothaontheinside November 21, 2020
Get the Pic-me-up mug.When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.
Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)
The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)
The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.
Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.
Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
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Bob: How many push-ups did you do today?
Bill: 35 but i want to do more because of Push-ups December.
Bob: Ok be strong if you want to get over it.
Bill: 35 but i want to do more because of Push-ups December.
Bob: Ok be strong if you want to get over it.
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Get the Tub up mug.When you’re really going ham at something, You could be bouncing off the limiter, hooning it to win a race, speeding in your car casually whilst enjoying the racing line of the empty 3am roads (Only Pros of course) blasting through your workload at work to get things done quicker.
As well as the above and many other applications, It can also be used to express your feelings towards a spicy Sinorita you may have laid eyes on.
As well as the above and many other applications, It can also be used to express your feelings towards a spicy Sinorita you may have laid eyes on.
“He’s really ripping it up the chuff now!” “We’re gonna have to absolutely rip it up the chuff now lads were late” “nah don’t worry we’ll be fine, we’ll rip it right up the chuff mate” “I’d Absolutely rip her RIGHT up the chuff, fucking hell she was fit” “go on RIP it up the chuff”
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