slip and dick

Slip and Dick; it’s when one falls and penis enters a poo Shute hole. Some people call this an accident, some people don’t.

Slip and dick; Oh shit Dave, I slipped and dicked into Sarah’s forbidden hole of punishment

by Shibby March 10, 2021

Lop Ass Dick

A person that nobody wants around.

Someone who just can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Jake and his mustache don’t want “Lop Ass Dicks” on his team of All stars.

by Man with too much time March 11, 2021

International suck dick day

Every year on October 1 you have to suck your homies dick or loved one

Hey David you know its international suck dick day right -zip- now suck

by Burrito__ March 12, 2021

Stor Pik (Big dick)

A word commonly used by Majd's. The word is used as a compliment for boosting self asteem while playing games. The words Antonym is "Lille pik" (Small dick) , which means the opposite.

Guy: I just headshotted that guy

Majd: Stor pik (Big dick)

Guy: Gets horny

2nd Guy: Gets horny as well

by Maidj January 15, 2021

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco January 31, 2021

Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021