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National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020
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Dumb ass

A word to describe a person that does unwise and stupid things.
Jim: I found some chocolate lying in the street to you want some?

Billy: Jim that is shit you fucking dumb ass
by AidzoMD May 17, 2021
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National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019
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tall tree lookin ass

"I'm short so get your tall tree lookin ass out of my way."
by Littletyke May 19, 2017
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what a wonderful ass

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!
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Johnny ass

a guy who grab an ass with too much power
by pintudo August 7, 2020
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national grab ass day

on June 18th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
by asofhas June 17, 2019
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