My bf

My Boyfriend is the best boyfriend out there. He is tall 😍. And very beautiful. He is really comforting and deserving of love. I want to show him what if feels to be loved. I really miss him but i’ll probably see him tomorrow. I love his personality it’s like we’re perfect for each other<3.

Neli: What are you thinking about?
Me: My bf
Neli: Ughh againnn?!?!
Me: Always

by nikolcheto March 31, 2023

fo shizzle my nizzo

Reassuring a friend.

-Hey, you sure this where those bitches s'pose to be?
- Fo shizzle my nizzo

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

12345678 ms in my bank accouunt

a song by 21 savage

whats that song thats goes 12345678 ms in my bank accouunt

by bbabadoitrey January 11, 2021

im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.

“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018