fo shizzle my nizzo

of course my friend

Did you get the new Mary J. Blige CD?
Fo shizzle my nizzo!!!

by Andrea September 18, 2003

Suck my salt

Basically the same as saying suck my dick

Person 1: Oi faggot

Person 2: Suck my salt you gay bitch

by THEFINALCHAPTER November 8, 2020

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass

"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023

my hunny

My Hunny is a mermaid princess in the flesh. She’s the most loyal, loving, gorgeous, insanely talented, dream woman. She has lived infinite lives searching for a love to equal her hearts depth for love. Until this life paralleled a devilishly handsome sweet baby Pisces man. When we joined hearts and unlocked our cosmic connection. The world took notice and set us upon a journey of leading people worthy ascension thru faith and example to elevate. Truly only one my Hunny will ever exist with her handsome sweet baby in all of time. Because they spend eternity joined as one. Happily ever after!

My Hunny enters any room and captivates everyone into silence with her blindingly beautiful soul

by dizzgustin June 29, 2021

My girlfriend

My girlfriend is the prettiest girl alive. Everyone's jealous of me and her, and no one can beat her. She makes everyone happy my especially me and when she comes in ur life, it's like she's what's keeping it alive. I never thought I'd get my girlfriend, nor did I ever think I deserve her, but my girlfriend always reminds me that I'm great and awesome.
My girlfriend's really cute.

There's no one more perfect than my girlfriend.

by sadmad February 25, 2023