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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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Crawling ass

Taking your sweet time with no apparent urgency
Grandma was crawling ass through the grocery store. I thought we’d never get out.
by yellowhau5boys October 16, 2023
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Ass buckle

An "ass job", where a guy fucks a girls ass cheeks, without penetration, and in order to increase friction the girl will lower her belt down around her ass to squeeze her ass cheeks together to make it more pleasurable.
She put on the ass buckle for me and I was done!
by Hugo N. Foqursilf December 7, 2015
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Ass Bag

A funny nickname that will stick well for anything or anyone that is a dick
Ass bag is a michal but to be more certain it's a Michael Collins
by Tit=tight March 28, 2017
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ass music sever

So basically this term means a group of chads with balls of steal
Girl 1: have u seen steven’s balls

Girl 2:yes he must be part of the ass music sever
by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022
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Assing

Assing is the act of where someone goes up to someone else (normally while they are sitting down) and rub their ass in their face.
Me: Hey Luke!

Luke: Hey man!
Me: Whats that over there?
*The assing starts*
Luke: AH NO DUDE
by Veronicamiller392 May 21, 2025
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Goofy ass Mf

1) someone who is looking hella stupid tries to roast you or someone else.

2) someone who says some stupid ass thing.
3) someone who does some stupid ass thing.
Ex:1
Man, Devon really be acting like a Goofy ass Mf. He's been saying some stupid ass things.

Ex:2
Alex: ay yo I hear Devon has been acting like a goofy ass Mf recently.
Jacob: yeah no he has been trying to roast us, yet he looks like Maui and acts all goofy.
by BNFSAgeless May 10, 2022
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