Bus

A big yellow brick with wheels that runs on money, greed and torture

Jimmy: Mum can you drive me to school I don’t want to take that torturous bus!
Mum: Come on Jimmy it can’t be that bad
One day later...
R.I.P Jimmy, died from lack of entertainment on a bus

by PSEUDONYMSUS November 10, 2017

da bus lady

Someone asks who drives the bus and you get nervous and respond saying in a shaky voice "da bus lady"

1. Katherine who's driving the bus? Da bus lady.

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

Sus bus

Someone who is very, very sus. The person upon whom the term is being bestowed should be so incredibly sus that there is no return from the susness.

Boy 1: Please put that big brown thing in my hands.
Boy 2: *Throws him the football.*
Boy 3: Boy 1 you are such a sus bus.

by RamRancher20 October 4, 2020

School Bus

A big-ass yellow van without seatbelts which is used to transport children of all ages from place to place. Oftentimes used by schools, these tourture devices are places where bullying runs rampant and the all-powerful bus driver controls all.

Friend: Yo, are you riding the School Bus today? I hear there’s going to be a beat down!!!
Me: Ya man, I know... I’m the one who told you there’d be a fight.

by Ayyyy, wazzup yo! December 20, 2018

Bus Buddies

A group of people who jump in front of moving busses as a recreational activity.

"Jimmy and I are bus buddies"

by notafxmboy July 10, 2025

Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands

You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?

by Steezmiester May 11, 2020

bus sickness

When you get sick on the bus -_-

Is bus sickness a thing?

by BrownDevil994 February 8, 2024