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The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Fingering Jews

In 1979, several executives of the organization were convicted and imprisoned for multiple offenses by a U.S. Federal Court. The Church of Scientology itself was convicted of fraud by a French court in 2009, a decision upheld by the supreme Court of Cassation in 2013. The German government classifies Scientology as an unconstitutional sect. In France, it has been classified as a dangerous cult. In some countries, it has attained legal recognition as a religion.
Nigga, thou shall enjoy fingering jews.
by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025
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Jews

Jews are the People who control the world, what I mean by it is that they control these things:
- Music industry
- Film industry
- Governments
- Corporations & Companies
- Working class

They won't let this definition pass because this company, urbandictionary.om is also controlled the jews.
They also say that they believe in YHWH But in reality they worship the Devil.
Person 1: Hey I'm jewish!
Kanye West: Go kill yourself.

That is what jews are.
by jew_hateR_69 October 13, 2023
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Jew

An acronym of the punk rock band Jimmy Eat World, most known for their song, The Middle.
Me: You've heard that song by Jew?
Other person: I'd rather listen to MCR or FOB.
by cstrong February 2, 2024
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Jewing

The process of asking random people for spare change.
Kannav: "How did you buy that coke and hsp?"
XodiBeats: "I just went down and started jewing cunts"
by Car that is flat May 24, 2019
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post jew

A person of Jewish origin who does not believe and or practice the Jewish religion.
Person A: I'm Jewish.

Person B: Do you go to Synagogue?

Person A: Nay, I am a post Jew.
by marcusmaximus June 1, 2024
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Masturbazi jew

You know how there's Ashkenazi Jews, well there's also masturbazi Jews and they invented cornhub
by D Flawless June 17, 2025
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