Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!

by JBlaze88 December 12, 2008

snaked

When a person who is far greater than another person does something to them to achieve a mischevious out come. Usually followed by a hooked finger swinging happily and the person who was snaked, saying "You totally snaked my ass"

Dave finds a live snake on the ground while camping in the woods. He then takes the snake and throws it on his gf. She screams aloud "ekkkkkk" "get the flipping thing out of my hair". Dave smiling and dancing says "sssssssnaked!" Wildly swinging a hooked finger in a swooshing motion. Then the gf says, "You totally snaked my ass"

Second example
After his gf fell to sleep in the truck, dave slammed on the breaks of his truck while screaming wildly along side of the rest of the passengers in the car to try and startle his gf. The people go "ahhhhhhhh!" and the gf goes "AHHHHHHHHH!" wildly looking ahead with a look of death on her face. Then dave says, "snaked yet again!"
"whammt, on you"

by dave (the man) marsh November 14, 2006

slaizer snake

a big ass dick
largest of the snake family
very agressive around poon

did you see that slaizer snake, it was fuckin huge!!

by dick belong August 23, 2007

coco snake

A long terd that originates from the cinnamon ring and gives the appearance of a deadly venomous snake.

"Man, I dropped me one heck of a coco snake after them biscuits for breakfast!"

by J. Young January 30, 2008

maddest of the snakes

simply the greatest thing going around

holy fuck that is the maddest of the snakes

by meheav1 December 16, 2008

Black snake syndrome

The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness you get after eating a large amount of food.
Related to the fact after a snake eats a meal it much sleep to digest.

Dude 1: Awww man I ate so much I have black snake syndrome

Dude 2: what's black snake sydrome?

Dude 1: I've eaten so much all I want to do is sleep

by Whimsythemoondreamer March 31, 2013

Snake Tounge

The act of shitting a malliable log while wearing a G-String with enough force to get it to split it down the middle resembling the tounge of a serpent.

"Center it up, the sides arn't symmetrical on that "Snake Tounge"."

by DirtyDan_ January 13, 2014