shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus

" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "

by eat more pies May 28, 2015

shit in the closet

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.

' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'

by exposer...sh December 19, 2011

Panic Shitting

When one feels the sudden urge to shit due to the fear of not being able to shit. When one is confined to a small area or being trapped in an area where there is no toilet and as a result gets nervous/has an anxiety attack and has the sudden urge to shit.

Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.

"Are you ok man?"

"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"

OR

That guy has a classic case of the panic shits

by cricketfanbb3/6 December 27, 2010

fishing shit

Sitting with your bare arse over the edge of a boat, and firing the chocolate spud gun into the water.

Nature was calling, so Ben did a fishing shit off the boat.

by Emwood July 2, 2018

CHUNKY SHIT

CHUNKY SHIT is a word to describe a cat/ dog that is overweight

guy#1: hey it was nice of you to let me into your house
Guy#2 Hey no problem afterall we are brothers. Hey want to see my cat?
Guy#1: hey is it that same CHUNKY SHIT?
Guy#2 You know it!

by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 7, 2020

Shit and mingle

When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle

Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?

“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”

by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019

timber shit

When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.

"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020