French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman

“It feels like a French Monday too”

by Johnnie Kennedy/Austin Feltner June 2, 2025

French Retreat

Ejaculating inside a woman and proceeding to lick it out and getting your friend to ejaculate inside of said woman again

Bro I'm boutta cum let's give her a French Retreat!

Yea man! Give me a second I need to lick my cum up first!

by Slorp_My_Schlorp April 18, 2023

French Spigot

When your about the Cum and you put your finger over the tip of you Dick to hold it back, then you cum,then after you finish remove your finger and give your Girl a Facial that looks like when you pop open a champagne bottle from the built up pressure

Man, I gave my Wife the Narliest French Spigot last night!!

by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025

french foreplay

When you pretend to be French by chewing on your partner's penis like a fresh baked baguette.

My partner and I perform French Foreplay, it's far more romantic.

by Pittycent March 10, 2023

French Handshake

When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.

“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”

by Mexi-CAN March 21, 2024

french peg

pegging but where it's done with a baguette instead

Oh did you hear about Bart? He got french pegged by his missus last night!

by svajotoja May 15, 2024

very french

In sport, when you are playing against a team full of French people and they manage to lose within the last five minutes despite having a big lead.

"OH MAN WE WON IN THE LAST MINUTE WITH AN AWESOME GOAL!"
"That must have been very french."

by dabro3 July 8, 2021