When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
by Ginglife March 1, 2015
Get the Turtleing mug.A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".
by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016
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by sky10202 October 15, 2023
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Get the turtle shell mug.A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
Get the horny turtle mug.I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021
Get the Scaring The Turtle mug.Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
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