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Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event
“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”
by PewPewshots November 15, 2017
mugGet the random lightmug.

My lights were off

The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.
Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"
by Hym Iam October 25, 2025
mugGet the My lights were offmug.

Turn Out the Lights

l e a v i n g l a s t ? t u r n o u t t h e l i g h t s !

Turn Out The Lights (also known as Jerry Kilowatt) is a creature created by Trevor Henderson.

Appearance

Since there is only 1 picture of TOTL, with him being only a silhouette, so it is unknown what exactly he looks like. However, it is presumed that he looks like the figure on the sign in the picture reading "Leaving last? Turn out the lights!", a cartoon character that appears to look like it's from an old show, similar to the other cartoon monsters. He has dark zig-zag shaped limbs and a white, light bulb head. He also has white gloves with the lines commonly seen among cartoon characters, and on the gloves of Cartoon Cat and Cartoon Dog, supporting the theory that he is their relative, or has a similar origin.
by Your bob August 31, 2022
mugGet the Turn Out the Lightsmug.

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.
Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police
by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023
mugGet the gaff lightingmug.

Electric Light Orchestra

Some hairy Brummies playing around with various instruments.
My favourite band is Electric Light Orchestra!
by WaysideWorks October 22, 2018
mugGet the Electric Light Orchestramug.

glare from the lights

'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.
by Wombletwat May 18, 2017
mugGet the glare from the lightsmug.

light stabbing

Just the tip of the blade. Not necessary to go hilt (guard) deep.
The man was so aggravating I wanted to give him a light stabbing.
by fatsalle May 13, 2021
mugGet the light stabbingmug.

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