Jew Cookies

Definition- another term for U.S. denomination coins.

ex: "dude I found a Jew Cookies under the vending machine"

by Plinko_Lover47 July 9, 2025

bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Jew tunnel

A tunnel underground leading from one important place to another. Example being the tunnel found in New York leading from a Jewish place of worship to a ritual bath house.

"Hey man, we've been best friends and neighbors for years, would you like to build a jew tunnel between our houses?"

"Like those Jewish guys in New York in 2024?"
"Hell yeah!"

by WILLLYDONT February 15, 2024

DEI for JEWS and not for thee

Wrong, Jew. And you WOULD say that as a Jew.

Hym "What!? I can't believe it! The JEW thinks that we should have DEI for JEWS and not for thee! The woman thinks that men shouldn't control women... But rather, women and the fat-cocks they fuck should control the men they don't! Wild! Woahwoahwoah, wait! The incest cultists who murdered their own God think the people who aren't in the incest cult should have to do what the Incest-God says? Hold on a second! The determinist thinks that there is a disconnect between the function of AI (in it's reasoning) and the output- Er, wait... That one is actually paradoxical I think... Nevermind, the fat-cock thinks women are selecting based on his personality? No! It isn't paradoxical be the determinist believes that humans don't have a self... Therefore, it doesn't need to be able to do the thing you're suggesting to be what we are Sabine. The AI can be as self-aware as we are... To you... Because that is already what you think about the human mind... Right? You already think the human mind operates the way that the AI is operating... So... It's doing it right."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

The jew paradox

The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.

If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.

If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.

Either way, you lose.

Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”

by The long nose September 12, 2025

Jew Work

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.

"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.

by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019

The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman

We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved

by crudmonkey December 27, 2023