Shit Tunes

Any kind of music that you listen to while taking a shit. You could also be taking a piss.

Yesterday, I was home alone. So when I went into the bathroom for my afternoon dump, I pulled out my phone and put on some shit tunes.

by iturner82 January 23, 2010

Look at this shit

When one runs into or sees a familiar face, they respond with gratitude and a welcoming demeanor. Often used when acquaintances have not seen each other for a long span of time.

(Walking out of the store and spots Dan) Mike: Look at this shit!
(While squinting) Dan: Is that you, Mike?! Long time no see!

by msreynolds12 January 5, 2011

Holiday Shits

After eating food on a holiday, you have the shits

Tj: Ughh i just ate a whole plate of food.
Alex: Looks like you;ll have the holiday shits

by Plank Opal November 28, 2010

Panic Shitting

When one feels the sudden urge to shit due to the fear of not being able to shit. When one is confined to a small area or being trapped in an area where there is no toilet and as a result gets nervous/has an anxiety attack and has the sudden urge to shit.

Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.

"Are you ok man?"

"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"

OR

That guy has a classic case of the panic shits

by cricketfanbb3/6 December 27, 2010

shit-shopped

the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.

Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird

Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one

by Paterson9434516 June 28, 2010

Shit's on the Horizon

A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc

Shit's on the Horizon

worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."

(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"

Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"

by Foot Juice Solutions July 7, 2010

Arial Shitting

The act of climbing up on top of the stalls in a public restroom and shitting with the goal of landing the turd in the toilet.

Carl is not good at arial shitting. I feel bad for the janitor.

by The Bombardier July 10, 2010