Spiegel speed

A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive

Our employee moves at spiegel speed.

by blowinupshizz May 3, 2023

Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar

My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .

by Gazza speed May 18, 2023

Forced Speech

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?

Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

High Speed Girl

An incredibly attractive female, likely a super model or beautiful enough to be one - most likely to be found in the passenger seat of a very fast sports car.

Damn! She’s a high speed girl.

Man, I need myself a high speed girl for a late night drive.

You think she’s a high speed girl?
Yeah, for sure she is.

by 11zayaa July 25, 2024

Hate speech

A derogatory term used by left-wingers to denote and suppress any opinion or fact that is contradictory towards their anti-white, anti-straight, anti-male and anti-economic propaganda. Basically a justification for censorship of right-wing and conservative speech.

- I was banned from Facebook today, for "posting hate speech".
- It's the leftists that want to suppress anyone who doesn't agree with their agenda.

by TheAntiZoomer August 28, 2024

failed speech check

When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.

Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.

"Get off my shit"

Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....

by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024

Universe speed

Another way to say or express "Godspeed", but for agnostic and atheist people. Sometimes it is written as one word between it (universespeed).

I have a shit ton of work to do. Fml.
Universe speed!

You got this. In Universe speed!

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023