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russian mosquito

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.
Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.
by kat-geo May 26, 2016
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Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
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Russian Fudge

This is when the guy sticks his schlong in the girl's butt and then pulls out and screams "I love Vladimir Putin!"
Damn girl, your butthole is so tight I wanna russian fudge tonight!
by lover6969& April 15, 2020
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The Russian Race

We are Babylonian but blind, blond, red haired. Better said subrace.

Eastern European countries not South.

Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.
by Gonzalo555777 March 1, 2025
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The Russian Gunner

Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011
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Russian demands

The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.
1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.

2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.
by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022
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Russian Dunk

Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.
Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"
by Graydol April 1, 2024
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