Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.
Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.
Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.
1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".
2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.
3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.
2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.
3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.
by Chris and John (Toronto) February 13, 2010
Get the Ninja poomug. by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020
Get the Poo roostermug. by Sharkfowl November 29, 2021
Get the Poo Thangmug. A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.
by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013
Get the poo situationmug. a "Man Poo" is not a one time occurance, it happens everytime the person gets drunk...
the "Man Poo" can sometimes have a different voice *not a factor of alcohol consumption* and will not remember what happend the next morning *again, not due to alcohol consumption*
Man Poo's are rather random in the things they do and regret nothing. if a Man Poo gets angry, it is advised to stay out his way.
the "Man Poo" can sometimes have a different voice *not a factor of alcohol consumption* and will not remember what happend the next morning *again, not due to alcohol consumption*
Man Poo's are rather random in the things they do and regret nothing. if a Man Poo gets angry, it is advised to stay out his way.
Randomness can also include singing Epic 70's songs, stripping down to boxers, "Dancing" really badly.
Man Poo's are also typicall Males.
Man Poo's are also typicall Males.
by Mekyle Astroturf February 20, 2009
Get the Man Poomug. (N) When your poop is really hard and causes pain to the anus; usually causes constipation; can be very painful trying to push out.
Boss: Why are you late?!
Worker: Sorry boss! I was on the toilet, I had a brownie poo.
Boss: Ohh, why dont you take a seat? We all understand.
Worker: I dont think i can do that right now.. I still feel the burn...
Worker: Sorry boss! I was on the toilet, I had a brownie poo.
Boss: Ohh, why dont you take a seat? We all understand.
Worker: I dont think i can do that right now.. I still feel the burn...
by bla.. August 7, 2010
Get the Brownie Poomug. An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.
jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus
Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days
Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days
by bigtitsOG May 31, 2017
Get the hogwarts poomug.