by ed October 15, 2004
An old man who makes disturbing and off-putting comments about little girls, sometimes unintentionally and sometimes intentionally.
Grandpa Joe: Wow, look at those beautiful young ladies, I love to see them dancing, they sure are some gorgeous young girls, wow look at her cross her legs like a little lady, she looks 19! I love seeing all these beautiful girls dancing, and I want to see them dancing in four years from now too!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!
Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!
Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!
Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!
Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
The act of talking shit on your friend to his girl with the intent of getting her angry at him. Thus allowing you to attempt to get up in that.
by Butch and Judy Scotchington November 29, 2012
a guy who can make a girl stick her tongue in a poonany. :)
a very sweet guy.
a guy who is hung like a bull. who is secretly in love with himself also makes sweet passionate love to his right hand(: <3
a guy who is vain as fuck and probly could only get his mommas poon
a guy who can make your girl do things you cant
a very sweet guy.
a guy who is hung like a bull. who is secretly in love with himself also makes sweet passionate love to his right hand(: <3
a guy who is vain as fuck and probly could only get his mommas poon
a guy who can make your girl do things you cant
joe vega helped me with my girl
by skeeetskeeet October 12, 2011
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by Mowaffles February 28, 2021
person 1 who the hell is sniffing that kid person two its a joe biden person three oh now it makes sence
by hockeylover87 November 24, 2020