Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)

I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!

by monsto January 15, 2003

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turn off

when u r really horny and suddenly u see something that takes the feeling away.

like if u see a girl and she starts giveing u a bj and ur like fuk yea this is so hot and ur excited and "turned on" and then she takes off her pants and has a dick and then takes off her/his wig and is a man then ur like wtf, want to go puke, want to kill it, and are "turn off"

by Jamal Smokepot November 9, 2010

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Face Off

A competitive drinking game in which two opponents simultaneously take a shot of the gnarliest booze available, all the while staring each other in the eye.

- A referee is elected to examine the Face Off and once the shots have been taken, he/she determines which opponent kept the straightest face throughout the match.

- The winner is then exempt from further Face Offs and the loser must continue Facing Off against other opponents until he/she is able to keep a straight face.

- The torch is then passed when the loser finally wins a Face Off, and the game continues.

A Face Off is often the only solution in a dispute between two intoxicated individuals ranting about who can hold their liquor, or maybe (if drunk enough) arguing about something completely unrelated.

by BennettMyhran August 28, 2009

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Bake Off

Where two or more people get together and see who can bake the most cakes or other bakable foods in a designated amount of time.
Sometimes you can win bonus points for decoration.

"Ready, Steady, Bake!"
"Well done you won this with 22 cakes!"
"Let's Bake Off!!"

by Johnny 'Steel' Steelmen December 30, 2008

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