penis whopper

When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆

Penis whopper:

Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!

by Pencil666 January 7, 2018

Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.

His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.

by Racer XXX May 3, 2022

bald penis

Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.

Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.

by Blazer351 September 26, 2018

Penis McPussy

A name of a person who is both a boy and a girl

Hey what's your name ?
Penis McPussy
So you're a boy and girl?!
*facepalm*

by Epictailz January 27, 2017

Penis Squabble

An absolute cock womble who thinks he's the bollocks, but he isne

"Peter is an absolute Penis Squabble"

by Maximus89th August 25, 2016

Fact Penis

No lie. No Cap. The utter truth.

That rocket is huge, fact penis!

by pappin' all day July 20, 2021

porcelain penis

A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.

I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis

by stubely boobely November 4, 2019