Jordan is a sexy beast and absolute legend with a massive penis. He is so well known for his massive penis in fact, that everyone wants to get it in their mouth. Everyday, thousands of boys and girls alike, across the globe scream “JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!” And then tragically die because they couldn’t handle the wrath of Jordan’s penis. Jordans fall in love with Neds around the age of 13. They will then proceed to create thousands of baby Jordans and Neds every day.
“JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH, THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!”
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