Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

Mud flaps

Jays tittys

He has mud flaps

by Hackett February 5, 2020

Mud Bunky

a shit.

I gotta drop a mud bunky

by jeff medrala February 5, 2020

Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.

Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.

by Kaigon February 8, 2020

Funny mud pee

"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee

Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee

by fansile March 26, 2020

funny mud pee

Chinglish. It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 26, 2020

mud blizzard

The action of man cumming in a girl's rectum, then her breaking wind in his face.

Baby girl tonight's erotic forecast is gonna be crappy. They're projecting its gonna be a mud blizzard.

by xHotSauce April 24, 2020