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Mike

Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.
Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.
by KingZ6969 September 24, 2024
mugGet the Mikemug.

Mikeeli

Very loud and aggressive, yet sweet and hard working. She will spend her time, money,. . .etc. to make sure that her friends know that she cares. Mikeeli will text you for hours and hours at a time without shame. She can't spend more than a day in a big city without missing her small country home. Nothing can stop her from perusing her dreams.

Mikeeli wouldn't be caught dead wearing pink and makeup is out of the question. This can make her friends jealous because her lashes are so long. Guys can't understand how amazing she is and she is cool with that. Unless he's the one she wants. Mikeeli can be like a medicine that makes all the hard times in life seem to melt away.
She's such a Mikeeli.
I wish I had a Mikeeli friend.
by jsnsygaskj April 16, 2019
mugGet the Mikeelimug.

mike

"mike" ist eine Minute
A: "Kommst du on ?"
B: "Gib mir 10 mike."
by pnx leader July 12, 2020
mugGet the mikemug.

Mike Duffy

alongside Bernie Madoff, the epitome of political corruption in modern Canada
Since I hate corruption, I also hate Mike Duffy as a politician
by Sexydimma February 11, 2015
mugGet the Mike Duffymug.

Mike Oxmol

hi Mike Oxmol
by miwiGx November 7, 2024
mugGet the Mike Oxmolmug.

Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.
I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...
by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021
mugGet the Purple Mikemug.

mike marten

he can't dance
mike marten can't fnace
by scribani October 8, 2021
mugGet the mike martenmug.

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