A stupid big guy he’s a little over weight and says the n word but it’s ok cuz he’s flat asf he needs surgery like bad instead of his ass going out it goes in😝 he still eats that up tho he also carries a huge bottle of tajin in his bag every day and doesn’t share answers and is extremely rude but “just do it”-Nike 😛😍
by Lalallalaalalal February 17, 2024
Get the Mikemug. Big Mike
noun
1. The worst smelling crap a human can possibly unleash into a toilet. A bowel movement so foul that it somehow manages to stink up the entire room despite being fully underwater.
noun
1. The worst smelling crap a human can possibly unleash into a toilet. A bowel movement so foul that it somehow manages to stink up the entire room despite being fully underwater.
by Suddenly Steph August 26, 2025
Get the A Big Mikemug. A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
Get the Mikemug. The act of asking someone for advice, but then telling that same person how their advice is wrong. Past tense “Miked”
by Kayninetooate November 27, 2023
Get the Mikingmug. Verb
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023
Get the Big Mikemug. Mikelis is hot asf, dude has a massive penis. He is loving, and charming, brown hair, green eyes, the perfect man! He is basically a god, no no no, I am wrong, HE IS A GOD! Fucking beast in everything, especially in bed, this man destroys everything in his way, not a single cervix will stop this man. His bff Victor is hot asf too btw. MARRY BOTH OF EM.
by Danskletisk December 9, 2021
Get the Mikelismug. The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.
by Masquarade August 6, 2017
Get the John Mikemug.