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ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face
When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels
by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020
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flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs
He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest
by 123adam May 14, 2014
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Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome

Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.
by SB757 December 23, 2023
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One legged but kicking contest

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest
by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025
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minor ass kicking

When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.
I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
by WallOGainz April 23, 2017
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Kick rocks

by Definitely not Eric 1 September 19, 2021
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European Kick Ball

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.
Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?
by KickBaller6969 April 12, 2021
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