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interneteresting

a term used to describe someone who seems interesting on facebook/twitter/etc., but is much less attractive, witty, or wild in real life.
Dude, check out this girl I've been talking to, she always posts the most interesting videos and her pictures are sOoOo cool!

No way man, I met her at my friends party the other day. Total bore, homegirl is just interneteresting.
by taycolez February 6, 2012
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internet whore

The women men who use the internet to sell bodies, sex, escort, strippers and also internet dating where persons ply the dating sites seeking to be the same..escort, gold digger, daddy candy etc...
She was only on that dating site to prostitute herself as an internet whore.
by Budd Sticky July 27, 2013
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Internet

Life's evil yet cherished twin brother that does everything better.
Person with a life: I just love the cool ocean breeze!

Internet addict: I visit it often as Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility cheat that I've come to know by heart.

Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.

Internet addict: Michael has a total of 23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.

Person with a life: I have a job.

Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.

Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.

Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.

Person with a life: Mine's hot.

Internet addict: Mine's an Asian otaku.

Person with a life: I actually touch mine.

Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.

Person with a life: Mine gives me head.

Internet addict: Every day.

Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.
by Co-ral Grimes January 7, 2015
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Internet Disbelief Syndrome

Internet Disbelief Syndrome or IDS is something that many internet users suffer from. The main symptom is a complete disbelief of any story, video, or picture viewed on the internet, regardless of how unremarkable they might be.
Person 1: I found a dollar one time on the sidewalk.

Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*

Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.
by Genius.IComeAnon May 12, 2014
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internet explorer

The browser in which many used to gaze upon porn with, though now it is all the other browsers skanky twat.

The browser in which you can download many viruses and bugs and glitches.

And older version of firefox, still slow and prone to disappointment.
Mike still uses internet explorer that's why he never gets his projects done in time
by mayothepotato January 17, 2017
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Internet

Internet... there really is no way to describe it. There are a lot of words and I can't pick just one. U can find anything on there. The internet has a a lot of gross inappropriate stuff *cough,cough*(porn, sex, blood, drugs)*cough,cough*. Anyway the internet can be used for a lot of great things including homework and school projects, kitten images (any images), random stuff, providing realible and unreasonable information, latest news, reading, interacting with other people, purchases, posting, and so much more. !!!
"Instead of reading books we use the internet."
by Princessatomboy December 11, 2017
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internet bestfriends

Elma and Lucy are internet bestfriends.
by Elma the dumb blonde April 21, 2020
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