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human

two legged creature with a love of glowy things
here we have a human in its natural habitat, staring at a rectangular glowing thing, otherwise referred to as a ‘television’
by *insert imaginative name here* December 7, 2024
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human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone
“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”
by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality and be what they want to be"
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2013
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Humanity

a common mispronounciation of 'Dean Winchester'
"He's in love... with humanity."
by Friendly Neighbourhood Satan November 4, 2019
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Mel Human

Someone who is lesser and brainwashed by the system. A term that manifested in a dream to symbolize the absolute lowest of the low kind of people. The phrase comes from the word Mel which in simple terms means a separation of classes. If you run into this word in any kind of place you should be alarmed. This term does not come from anywhere you'd like to be. The phrase will always live to haunt me and I've never heard it anywhere but in the dreams I've had with the most malice. The term can also be Mel person or Mel individual.
"You're kind is worthless, you are Mel human beings"
"You don't deserve life you Mel human"
"I wish I could go back to the times where people weren't Mel humans"
by 1nonly_itachi February 7, 2024
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Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958
“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat
by Davecookie March 2, 2021
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