Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013
by Alofi February 26, 2022
a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)
by Uselezz April 12, 2022
Humans ranging from condescending to idiotic or ruthless.
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''
by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022
Comrade Human is an anti-degenerate influencer active mainly on YouTube and Discord. He is a centrist who believes in conservative ideas while also adopting a few liberal ideals. A devout Christian, he mainly focuses on converting degenerates rather than eliminating, although it is difficult. Comrade Human is the leader of Comrade Human's Gaeming Server, who usually raid Furry Roblox games or just have fun. It is located on Discord and you can get the invite on their Youtube channel.
@ComradeHuman
@ComradeHuman
by ComradeHuman May 19, 2023
A description of students who have given up on everything, particularly when living in the midlands.
by getwickywith it December 2, 2022
“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”
by DJ1580 April 29, 2019