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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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human

We are all just humans.
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human

We are all just humans.
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Human

Humans are
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human sabeasting

when a pack of wild furries/creatures roast a human rotisserie chicken style (rod ass to mouth over) a fire.
That one scene in The hobbit where the trolls roast the hobbits over the fire.

“Woah those trolls are human sabeasting rn!”
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nuhaa the human

very hot indeed very boys wish to have her and to my luck she's ma girly friend and I want her to be mine forever and we gonna have kids :)
nuhaa the human is a very hot girl
by Mr.sadpants69 April 21, 2022
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Humans.

Humans ranging from condescending to idiotic or ruthless.
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''
I typed "I hate it here" in my computer's search bar, because of fucking foolish humans.
by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022
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