The Helmers Two-Hit

Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die

*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck

by Mr_Boo August 19, 2023

Hits the nail on the cherry

When the marijuana affects the smoker of it in such a way that it fulfills their high ideals.

This strain really hits the nail on the cherry.

by The Degenerate Rat May 4, 2021

Hit the tip on the camera

It is a common request on tiktok or twitch live streams where the viewer is requesting that the streamer hit their glans against the camera to simulate a turkey slap over the stream.

Viewer: Hit the tip on the camera
Streamer: Tiktok will ban me if I do that

by Balinda696969 May 10, 2022

Hit Ebony Day

A national holiday where it is completely legal to hit a person named Ebony Denise Wade.

Ebony Denise Wade: He-

You: *hits her in the back of the head*

Ebony: WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

You: Because it’s Hit Ebony Day!!

by swag___ October 18, 2022

Hit and run journalism

When the story you're working on doesn't fit your prefered historiography.

When you're doing hit and run journalism you're not only publishing a story without apologizing for said story being anachronistic but you forgot to attach your bibliography.

by Sexydimma October 21, 2022

Shit hit the drain

Malaphor of the idioms "Shit hit the fan" and "Down the drain"

When something so nasty works out so right it is as if you took a shit and it went straight down the drain as it fell.

"Bro I told Brittany I wanted to tie her legs to the ceiling, strip her down, and coat her in cream cheese and the broad says she wants to see me Friday night! The shit hit the drain for real this time man."

by LemmeStikMyToungueInYoButthole January 6, 2022

Hit that fat Q

To quit something and leave. Often abruptly or in a bad mood.

“Imma hit that fat Q and go to the beach.”

by Urbandictionarybuddy April 18, 2022