Ghetto Stance 

The widest available stance on a snowboard, usually accompanied by baggy pants.

Saw some dude at the hill rocking some baggy pants and a really ghetto stance.

Ghetto Stance by BOOOSTKIING November 12, 2011

ghetto wolverine 

It's when you're in a bar fight and you use a broken bottle in each hand to defend yourself.

This nigga betta back tha hell up! I'm bouts to go ghetto wolverine on his ass!

Yeah, Timmy talked shit last night and got all cut up by that ghetto wolverine.

ghetto wolverine by blockhead428 May 13, 2012

Ghetto Bombed 

To be driving or walking through a nice neighborhood and then turning the corner or driving across the street and finding yourself suddenly surrounded by (but not limited to) poverty, minorities, and quickie marts.

"We were searching for an apartment in a nice neighborhood when we were suddenly ghetto bombed."

Ghetto Bombed by BambooZya July 19, 2012

Ghetto Gas Mask

The act of putting your shirt over your nose due to a bad smell.

Farter: Hey guys put on your ghetto gas masks cause I'm about to let one rip.

Ghetto Gas Mask by Borey C. July 19, 2012

Ghetto Good 

An, Instead of living exceptional at an ordinary level, living well at an exceptional level, state of mind.

A statement saying, though major parts of my life may be out of order, we remaining calm with contentment.

Examples

1. Gettin your car towed, going home and gettin hassled by the landlady, sittin in your room lookin at your stuff on the ground cause you dont have a table.

but, you say to yourself, I got a mind and a breath,
So you say, "I'm living Ghetto Good.

2. Gettin your coworker high with edibles cause he doesnt smoke then hookin him up with some pillows so he can lay on the ground cause hes faded, and it feels so good.

SO he says, from the carpet floor, "This is ghetto good."

Ghetto Good by drewsilver September 1, 2012

ghetto glamor shot 

When you take a pic of your girl on the couch with shitty ass lighting coz you are too fucking poor to pay for an in studio session.

Dude, I saw the ghetto glamor shot of your girlfriend on Facebook. Damn, it wasn't pretty.

ghetto glamor shot by VileTwat August 28, 2013

Ghetto Bluetooth

The act of looking like you are wearing a bluetooth, while not having one.

A crackhead walking down the street talking to himself. "Hey look! He's wearing a ghetto bluetooth!"

Ghetto Bluetooth by Whitetulip218 May 5, 2014