Flatnea

Portmanteau of 'flatulence' and 'apnea.' The act of snoring and farting simultaneously.

My roommate kept me awake all night with flatnea. I don't know which is worse. The snoring or the farting.

by Misanthropist August 8, 2015

flatterbait

A subset of "clickbait," the internet quiz that yield highly improbable yet flattering results, prompting the quiz-taker to post to social media ponder how such results were determined.

I feel compelled to tell you all about this flatterbait that told me I was as sexy as (current celebrity sex symbol name) so that all of you will visit this site, verify the unlikely yet flattering results, increase their click-count and allow them to charge higher advertising rates.

by mpgchgo October 21, 2015

flatnug

The flattened weed that is left after compressing a dank nug with a hair straightener to extract the hash oil.

Person 1: "Got fire 20 a g hmu."

Person 2: "Im good. Your weed is so bad flatnug gets me higher."

by Flatnug April 6, 2016

Flatrock Thot

Any girl that fuck with Malik

That girl is a Flatrock Thot.

by MatBat May 10, 2016

flatulynched

When you fart so bad it causes Someone to choke.

Cody totally flatulynched me last night.

by Cannabis the wonder dog September 11, 2016

flatulynched

When you fart so bad it causes Someone to choke.

Cody totally flatulynched me last night.

by Cannabis the wonder dog September 11, 2016

flatulynched

When you fart so bad it causes Someone to choke.

Cody totally flatulynched me last night.

by Cannabis the wonder dog September 11, 2016