Dylan

Idk man, as someone w/ a Dylan in dere school he's very pretty....like very pretty.....I hope he knows this is directly to him. No I ain't liking him tho he's just pretty and it gets me all tomato skinned

"Author Dylans behind you."

*instantly red* "what"

by The 1 and the only no1 May 19, 2022

Dylan

Baddest b that ever did exist. DK from seventeen will fall in love with him. He always farts too loud and loses at all Mario party games. Is not funny at all and gets upset about it, so make sure to fake laugh. Dresses well and will show up to any event fitted, even if it means you look bad. All cats hate him and for good reason. One time he pissed himself at Seafood City. Has a nic addiction but will only smoke stupid flavors like watermelon bubblegum bitch. Listens to music that no "one has heard before" its Lany.

"Dang what was that smell?"

"Oh that was just Dylan... his farts always be stinking up the place."

by badbitties May 19, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is a basic white guy that would help out his close friends. Whenever it comes to his friends or someone he lives he’ll protect them over anything. Although if you betray them they’ll take it the wrong way and take it in worse. Dylan will always make anything a big deal. He’s very possessive. If he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll get really frustrated. But he will and can match your energy. Dylan is not dry. If he ever is then he doesn’t like you.

Someone: HEY DYLAN
Dylan: HEYYY

by Mekachiku May 20, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is the name of a man who hasn't seen milk since his dad left to find it.

Theres Wee Dylan, of to down some white stuff.

by Deepbs May 22, 2022

Halle Hammer and Dylan Iverson

These two are very dirty minded! They are perfect for each other! They are both extremely short and are great toe lickers. They will always have feelings for each other and will have trouble letting each other go. They should definitely date!

Person 1: Halle hammer and Dylan iverson are literally perfect for each other!
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!

Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me

by Bob rickie May 25, 2022

Dylan, my sweetheart

Dylan is the person I love the most, the person I call honey, sweetie, sweetheart. He is the most honest and most beautiful person I’ve met. He’s so important to me, idk what I’d do without him. He makes jokes that genuinely make me laugh. He daily tells me how much he loves me and I appreciate him so so much. He deserves the world

“Hey look! It’s Dylan, my sweetheart”

by Cats are great and so is Dylan May 28, 2022

Dylan O’Brien

The hottest men on earth.

Person 1: do you know Dylan O’Brien?

Person 2: yeah Dylan O’Brien is like the hottest person alive

by Slayingwithdyslexia May 31, 2022