swamp donkey 

A fat chick that that you would be willing to sleep with if you drank enough.

Alternate Pronuciations: Swamp Donc

"hey Danny, check out the swamp donc's headed this way! more "cushion for the pushin!"

swamp donkey by Joey Vickers November 6, 2002

swamp donkey 

a swamp donkey is unlike any other of the female species. She sits by herself at bars, clubs, anywhere men might become entirely too intoxicated to remember that they pointed her out in the beginning as a dirty butt her all . She is not only ugly as hell,but huge, disgusting, and abnormally confident. Not only will she send you a beer but the bitch will steal your wallet the next day. Stay away they are the devil in true form.

I went to the bar and this swamp donkey not only bought my brother a drink but me too. after she figured he wasn't going anywhere with her ass..she tried to jack that fools wallet. bitch almost got away but she was too big to be sneaky

swamp donkey by Yessenia October 26, 2007

Rape a donkey 

This is a term used when someone messes up on something or fails badly.

Guy 1: Crap, i got a F on that test
Guy 2: Yeah, you raped the donkey on that

Guy 1: Oh damn, someone stole my bike
Guy 2: Haha, shame. You raped the donkey
Guy1: Fuck you. Go rape a donkey.
Guy 2: Just cause you did

Rape a donkey by vdragyn May 17, 2010

bloody donkey 

An alcoholic party drink made from one shot of tequila and one shot of V8 (tomato juice). The tequila shot is swallowed and quickly thereafter the V8 shot is swallowed. The taste of the tequila becomes neutralized by the V8, and the party goer is left with neither alcohol or tomateo taste in their mouth.

Oof.. I've had like 10 bloody donkeys but I feel like I haven't a drop of booze.

bloody donkey by Neif December 13, 2004

Swamp Donkey 

There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.

Did you see any swamp donkeys on the way here?

Swamp Donkey by Tiff E. August 20, 2010

Feed the donkey (v.) 

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks

I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.

Feed the donkey (v.) by The Char November 25, 2003

Sea Donkey 

A polite way to insult an ugly girl.

I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.

Sea Donkey by FireBoyX August 11, 2010