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clever cat

A cool and hip alliteration to describe the cleverness of a person. It may also be used sarcastically when someone does something insanely idiotic.
Person 1: Jimmy disproved the theory of gravity!
Person 2: He's one clever cat!
by TiredofTyranny December 31, 2012
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The Minister's Cat

Another name for a secret affair that is greatly sought after... much like that represented in Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic work: The Scarlet Letter.
We snuck back to the hotel, and I tore that ass up... I mean balls deep in the minister's cat till she was singing the Hallelujah chorus!
by Poonberry Associates January 20, 2013
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Company Cat

A term for someone who joins you for an activity where you neither of you really interact. Named after the cats old ladies get to keep them company.
"I don't feel like going out tonight, I was just going to mess about on my computer. But you can come over with your laptop and be my company cat"
by randompanda January 24, 2013
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The whole cat

A phrase used by itself to describe an occurrence that was absurd, ridiculous, exaggerated, or dramatic. Usually emphasized more than once for severity.
Katrina: "We need to talk about last night."

Dara: "Girl, we did the most."

Katrina: "It was the whole cat."

Dara: "The whole cat."
by ktdelira September 30, 2012
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Pudding Cat

1. A woman's vagina who is particularly fond of cunnilingus.
1. She spread her legs and let me taste her pudding cat.
by La Puta de la Utah July 19, 2012
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Cat's Claws

A black pair of latex gloves with one hard plastic "claw" extending from each digit's tip. Used variously as a kinky sex toy, a method of punishment in bdsm, or merely as a turn on for those who are feline inclined
Jamie drew the Cat's Claws down Steven's back, smiling as she heard him groan in pain.
by ChocAh0L1C July 27, 2012
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The Grumpy Cat

An insanely alcoholic beverage comprised of 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots Bacardi 151, 2 shots of Gin, and 2 1\2 cups of cranberry juice.
Mr.: Hey, wanna throw down The Grumpy Cat?

Ms: Hell yeah, let's get trashed!
by Capt. Crump August 19, 2013
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