Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008

Candy Mountain

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.

“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”

by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Candy Crushing

Having sex with a stripper name Candy. Going to a Stripe Club. Having sex with a stripper.

Lets go Candy Crushing. Sure what time?

by J1 Socal January 12, 2016

candy cane

a code name for a kiss 💋

candy cane means kiss

by peachole November 22, 2020

Candy Cartel

The largest organisation giving people what they need!

“Damn, the Candy Cartel are active and giving people what they need”

by daviddoner May 3, 2020

candy-drunk

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.

A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.

by i tried T^T May 1, 2020