sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.

God damnit she has a sea turtle ass

by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021

turtle

the little shits that pollute the water and eat the straws. people then say its our fault cause we made the straws but its actually the turtle's fault they just need to get smart and stop being mean to the poor straws

yo i just force fed a turtle a straw

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong

Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

Turtle Net

Beyond slow and very slow Internet Connection.

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.

by PuyatLord June 11, 2014

turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022

Turtle-stabbin

A popular term for inserting a man's penis into an anal cavity. Most likely this is done in the doggy style position however can be done in many other preferred intercourse techniques.

"After the I left the bar last night, I went Turtle-stabbin with Stacy. Got into a bit of a sticky situation."

by Tiffini Smith February 8, 2018

Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021