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Mark

That one guy that wont take no for an answer. He will try any thing and he will always do his best. He is also the really stupid one that will do some crazy s**t if he feels like it. Trustworthy, talented, and loving. Will do anything to protect his friends.
Hey, is that my redneck cousin? Nope, just Mark.
by Bumblebee55x January 25, 2022
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Mark

A Mark has 2 sides, one side is sweet and kind, and the other is downright horny evilness. He has a plague inside him that he cannot cure, called "The Piss Toilet." If you are a female, please stay away from a Mark, he's GOONER till he dies. He likes to act innocent and then reels in with his crude, two-faced remarks. He's a great homie, don't get it wrong BUT DO NOT LET HIM KNOW YOU ARE A FEMALE, you have to lower your pitch when speaking to him or else the "The Beast" inside of him will no longer be dormant.
Mark with his homies:

Mark: "I love you, man, if you ever need anything, I gotchu."
Guy: "Thanks, bro, I'm glad to call you my friend."

Mark, when he realizes you're female:

Mark (with his voice softened): "Did you like the piss video I sent you?"
Female: "Ew fuck is wrong with you, Mark?"

Good boy by Mai on Soundcloud
by Mai <3 love August 2, 2025
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dirty mark

when a guy sticks his cock in boiling hot shit and then slaps people with it, hence leaving a "dirty mark". Typically done by the young gay community in the UK.
John: "I had a lovely time getting bummed by you yesterday alex."
Alex:" haha thanks, if you look in the mirror youll see the results of a dirty mark"
by Mrbingbolg April 5, 2024
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Mark

The person you will find right next to u after u wake up. They won't just be looking for a one night stand so dont let them go.
Girl: I went to sleep last night after I went on a date with Mark and I found him right next to me.
Other girl: must be nice.
Girl: ya I'm going to do it again tomorrow.
Other girl: sigh...
by The bootylicious guy November 2, 2020
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skid mark

a line of nut/semen on one's bed sheets after sexual intercourse or another name for a accidental birth.
by benjigamerTG September 18, 2020
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Mark

Nerd, he's a know it all and likes to hang around 5yr old he think he has a big dick but really it's small, as I have seen it -emme. and he always has glasses because he is foreyes and he is ginger pubes, a massive dick basically, yeah he's a massive nerdy non-pussy licker.-alfie
Ew look it's a mark
by Suckmyp***y February 19, 2022
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Same Question Mark

Is the opposite of same and can be used as a response of not relating to what a person is saying.
Dude 1: "Man I really wish I could kiss your sister!"

Dude 2: "Same Question Mark"
by TheRealMan000 May 16, 2017
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