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Work-stories

Work-Stories... , that Patrick

is only doing that so he has a story to tell in work...

Patrick, let's all have a jaegerbomb
People being boring in work, so they do something to look popular - Work-Stories.
by Br33zy81 November 13, 2021
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Camilla Work

The coolest person in the history of humanity.
You've seen that Obama dude? Yeah, he's almost a Camilla Work
by 4chanfan November 26, 2011
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give her that work

giving a consenting woman a ginormous penis that you worked hard for
by plungerpete12 April 20, 2022
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work-love

Having a special someone of the opposite sex who you CC on messages for no reason or send funny pictures/videos too. You keep in limited or no contact outside of work and have no sexual chemistry. You are in work-love
Man I CC'd Tanya in my meeting request, she's not even in the same branch!
Dude, that's so work-love
by themrbap April 13, 2014
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Again, is an amorphous abstraction that (effectively) means little more than "FAIL REPEATEDLY." It's a slogan for the successful...
Hym "And it stems from a sense of entitlement. They feel entitled to their success because they did ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ (i.e. failed repeatedly before succeeding arbitrarily) and this FURTHER ENTITLES them to YOUR FAILURE. They want to see people fail to validate ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they did to succeeded (Regardless of the actual circumstances that resulted in their own success). ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they want you to do is 'Fail repeatedly. 'You didn't FAIL REPEATEDLY (Do✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️), therefore, your success is illegitimate. I may even be justified in sabotaging your to ensure that YOU DO FAIL just so no one gets to succeed without doing WHAT I DID (which is fail repeatedly).' That's what they mean when they say ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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Working out my Guycep

verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating
Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.
by Jay and Day June 2, 2013
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Working Off

Similar to jerking off, Working Off is the act of feeling pleasure or getting some release from your work.
Nothing feels better than working off on these TPS reports!
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.
by Captain Christian November 4, 2021
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