snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"

by GDub20 May 14, 2007

twat swatter

a female preventing another female from getting laid.

that lady has been stopping me from getting laid tonight, she is being a real twat swatter if u ask me.

by Mugz420sk8er June 5, 2022

twat

the british greeting

'ahhh my favourite twat how are you?'

by my balls hurt689540 March 5, 2023

Twat

Someone who adds a definition to Urban Dictionary for the primary reason of thinking the meaning they are assigning to a word is legitimate on a carbon usage basis.

"Oh yeah, my buddy gremlin is a proper TWAT!" said Aquarius
"Shut up you oxymoron TWAT" said Antisepsis

*a carbon echochamber appeared"

by noturdad020 February 27, 2022

TWAT

A hybrid employee who only works in the office on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Downtown’s so quiet on Fridays when the TWAT crowd isn’t around.

by FRANKLIN🙂 February 12, 2024

twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee August 31, 2013

Fusker Twats

A term you use to get the attention of the assholes that are actively ignoring you in a group chat. Synonym for Fusker Twats includes Cunt and dickheads

Person: Hey guys what's up.
Person: Hello anyone there?
Person: Hey Fusker Twats answer me!

by Fodanglinator March 30, 2016