Turtle owner

a real simp, The biggest simp of all simps. He simps more than any other simp and is the greatest simp of all time.

Turtle owner is a real simp

by turtle owner December 14, 2019

Tootally Turtle

originated form totally turtle.

Frank: That turtle was awesome.
Janice: Tootally Turtle!
Frank: Tootally!

by jesus28 January 3, 2007

rapid snapping turtle syndrome

a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA

"looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper"

by bruce springsteeeeen December 23, 2007

Turtle head

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized. See also Pig in a blanket

Say bro, thats a fashoinable turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

brown turtle

gay sex a.k.a. butt sex

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.

by dani January 15, 2005

turtle beach

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.

Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night

by urufufu April 20, 2011

turtledoving

Turtledoving is when, in a fighting game, you alternate blocking and moving to quickly and safely advance towards the enemy. It is very effective as you are like a moving fortress that assaults the enemy with ultimate defense.

My friend is very good at turtledoving into Kano's x-ray in Mortal Kombat

by Lord Permillium III May 18, 2011