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show and tell

Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
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that shirt shows ass

When someone's shirt is too short or rides up and their ass shows. Not a compliment.
Don't get me started on that getup. That shirt shows ass.
by Tree Months 2 I January 14, 2024
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the zack ford show

A show that features Zack Ford the Awesome HOST, Plastic the talking fuck, and Jack/Spock/Logic the quiet producer. The show is about these three talking about world news, trends, and showcase convincing skits. The show is on Thursdays at 7 PM EST and is available to listen on www.spreaker.com/ user/8263574.
Person 1: Hey dude do you listen to The Zack Ford Show?
Person 2: Hell yeah! But I don't like Plastic though.
by RubyRedFamilyJewels February 1, 2017
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Show and Smell

When using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant shit, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.
Mike - Hey man, can I borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?

Todd - Sure, here you go.

Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.

Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?

Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
by jval73 December 8, 2011
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Show Digger

A girl (or Guy) who is dating (or just screwing) someone associated with the music business (DJ, Artist, Manager, Club Owner, etc) to get free access to shows. Similar to a Gold Digger, but based on concert access, not just money.
H: Did you see that hot chick with Steve?

N: Yeah, but she's just a show digger, she don't really like him.

H: Hmm, Maybe I can hit that next concert...
by RadioHitchHiker June 14, 2011
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Slit Show

n. a social event that is comprised virtually of all females that includes sexual overtones.

n. A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of chaos and only involving women
"Hey Tracy , this party is such a slit show, why is there only women here?"

The project was a total slit show from the beginning, because there were only women involved
by rockman4200! September 5, 2025
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