A duology of edgy Star Wars rip-offs by Zack Snyder (a.k.a the guy who really wanted Superman to kill people and be Jesus for some reason, idk). They were the kind of films you watch to riff on then eventually just get brought into the utter misery of realise "holy mother-forking shirt-balls, he GENUINELY thought he was cooking with these" and a little part of you dies knowing that some people genuinely believe the director of these two pieces of steaming-hot cinematic garbage is one of the greatest film makers of this century.
Tyrone: "Hey dude, let's watch Rebel Moon, make our own fuckin' MST3K shit"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"
by Big, Big, Martian June 11, 2025
Get the Rebel Moonmug. by Big Red ;) October 15, 2019
Get the Moonmug. a Native American tradition to skin an elk, cut the head of a buffalo, and put the skull of the buffalo on like a mask. It could also be a feather headdress. Hang the elks guts up in a tree. Moon gooning is a spiritual thing.
by Black monkey nigga November 20, 2023
Get the Moon gooningmug. When somebody has the little holes in their face (from acne scars) that resemble all the craters on the moon
Person 1: "Bro you really should take care of that acne before you get moon crater face"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
Get the Moon crater facemug. Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon
Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “
by Moonninja May 30, 2024
Get the Moon ninjamug. moon, I think she is the most beautiful girl I have met in my life, full of life and energy, always ready to go out and have fun and cheer you up, her smile and laugh will make you smile too, she is special, her eyes full of make-up are gorgeous but she has the look of a person who knows what she wants and is sure of herself and loves to smoke blue chesterfields, despite being a chimney I love her with all my little heart <3
Sid:hiii Moon <33
Moon: YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE TO BUY MY CIGARETTES
(joke is much better than that she is)
Moon: YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE TO BUY MY CIGARETTES
(joke is much better than that she is)
by Sid :( November 22, 2021
Get the Moon <3mug. by Gaghh June 12, 2018
Get the moon fanmug.