Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008

Ham and Cheese

A DIY home rolled smoke comprised of both hash and marijuana whereby both substances are added to tobacco before being placed and rolled between cigarette papers to form an alternative 'sandwich' of sorts

Will we roll a "Ham and Cheese" for the buzz

by FrogDogg September 9, 2021

Ham

A stupid ass nigga that falls for online instagram scammers 😂🤦🏽 ♂️ Mainly gullib

Scammer: Send that 50$ bro
Ham: Bet bro this shit is so crazy ! Im gonna be so rich *Sends it*
Scammer: U fuckin ham *Blocks ham*

by Kasherquon October 17, 2019

Ham Stains

The large sweat stains in a man's armpits. Usually found on a suit-wearing individual.

Check out the ham stains on that coked-out 1%er!

by Big Pasta November 13, 2012

Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).

"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?

by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024

ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.

I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.

by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018