by JD70 December 11, 2007
Get the lighting cunt mug.Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"
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by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
Get the Traffic Lights mug."Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.
Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025
Get the Park Anywhere Lights mug.a phrase which means going out with your friend while your friend is next to her boyfriend/ his girlfriend.
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Get the light bulbed mug.by PaulTheWilson December 9, 2017
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1) A signal at a traffic intersection that may be taken as a mere suggestion of stopping your vehicle
2) An opportunity to speed up and get through an intersection because you are a very important person doing important person things
3) Meh.
1) A signal at a traffic intersection that may be taken as a mere suggestion of stopping your vehicle
2) An opportunity to speed up and get through an intersection because you are a very important person doing important person things
3) Meh.
The light turned green for me a few seconds ago but I better not move because looks like that yellow taxi has an Anchorage Red Light.
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