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My Mom Is Dead

It is the most common comeback against a Yo Mama joke. Used in an emergency when one can't think of anything to say. Using it automatically results in Fail for being such a lulzkiller. Please note that this is NOT the ultimate comeback
Bob: Btw, can you get my wallet for me? I left it on your mom's dresser.
Drew: My mom is dead
Bob: That explains why she wasn't screaming so much
by Sundance Kid September 17, 2007
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Dead Baby Jokes

A couple Dead Baby Jokes

Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?

A:It depends on how hard u throw them.

Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
by CottleZanze November 26, 2006
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Drop Dead, Gorgeous

I love this band and you should love them too.

Danny (Stills)- Vox/Serenade
Aaron - Keys/Voice
Kyle - Guitar/Throat
Jake - Bass/Triangle
Danny (Cooper) - Drums
Dan - Guitar
by music1. August 14, 2006
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dead baby joke

Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008
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drop dead, gorgeous

one of the most sickbiscuit bands ever, like the orgasm of the music world
drop dead, gorgeous sounds so good i busted some bone sauce, then started moshing some more
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consider me dead

A nice way of telling someone to shut up and leave you alone.
Coco: consider me dead.
(i.e. I don't want to talk to you now, stop bothering me)
by <3coco23 December 3, 2011
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Left 4 Dead

Zoey:Yo, you just see me kill that witch with my pistol?
Lois: No, but Left 4 Dead is the best game ever!
by Drumbtr December 22, 2008
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