by Thedefinitionishere April 9, 2020
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by slider_69 July 12, 2020
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Literally any mf named Chris: Yo, this girl I've been texting left me on read for 2 weeks so I left her on read for 40 seconds. 😎
Jake: Bro, you're a SIMP.
Jake: Bro, you're a SIMP.
by Pronouns: He/Bruh October 7, 2020
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Associates with the name Declan Haynes
Associates with the name Declan Haynes
by Celia Pompeselli May 12, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Bored#7443 aka Alone. He's a total simp on discord every server he ever joins. He tries to get a girlfriend all the time when no one cares lol.
by RespectablePyramid September 29, 2020
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Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”
Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023
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