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internet patriot

Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.
Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.
by Skeegan April 23, 2018
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Internet troll

Usually fat ginger kids with ugly girlfriends. Tries to troll people but usually they are the troll. 9/10 they are posting something on their Snapchat story to a create false impression
by Karmanitch December 12, 2019
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Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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The Internet

The Internet is a place with no chill and can poison your mind if you're not careful on what you search
Guy 1- Jerry had to go to a therapist because he searched "1 man 1 jar" .

Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.
by bihlilboi January 21, 2018
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internet invisible

The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.
So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.
by celesguy1 June 7, 2016
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James' Internet

So bad that James can fly.
DANG JAME INTERNET JAME INTERNET. James' Internet sucks.
by GoodRexium May 27, 2020
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